Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2022

“Well, she’s very very tiny.”

Hey, everyone fits into a little accent rug once they’ve been put through the meat grinder….

Could it be a magic carpet?

Doesn’t pay to be nosy.

Oh, are we doing “Rear Window” this week?

So he killed – a coffee fairy?

Mr. Shaw must not be very strong.

Hey Monty! Jimmy Stewart call and is threatening legal action.

Or Beagle Acting. I’m not sure. It was a long distance call.

This sounds familiar to me…I released some baby bunnies in the nearby woods with a small butterfly net. My neighbors called the police, said they saw a man heading into the woods w a large trash bag. Doesn’t help that I am a POC either…

This is definitely more “The ’Burbs”. For it to be “Rear Window” you’d have to have some level of eptitude. (Hey, if there’s INepitude there has to be eptitude, right?)

Didn’t your binoculars come with a warning tag, Monty? Caution! Objects in binoculars may look larger than they really are!

(Or, maybe Shaw ground up the dismembered missus into tiny bits: that’s not a “coffee stain”?)

Meddic watched “Rear Window” one too many times.