Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2022

Garden Gnomes are scary at night

Aww, so sweet TNT.

Of course, TNT could have gone back to the house and let someone know.

Come on, lazy rare talking doggie. Lassie would’ve had Timmy rescued from well way long ago already.

I wonder where this tree is located. If it’s out in the back yard, TNT could at least bark to get Breezy’s attention. He’s still a güd boi, though.

At last, the truth is out about lawn gnomes and their fiendish flamingo mounts!

I would think that TNT could chew through a plastic zip tie. Just sayin’

Where’s his Leatherman?

Finally, TNT has genuine affection for someone!

My wife tells the story about when she was15 and babysat one night. She forgot her key and her parents were coming home late. She sat on the front porch to wait. A BIG German Shepherd came along and lay down on the ground in front of her. He didn’t bark or make any noise until her parents came home; then the deep-in-the-throat growls started. Joan said to the dog: “It’s alright; they’re my mom and dad.” Again, without a sound, he got up and left. When she told me the story years later, I said: “That dog would have laid down its life protecting you.” Dogs protect their humans.

sooooo where’s Breezy all this time ?

KA-DIPPING SAUCE!

How sweet of TNT to protect her from those horrible garden gnomes.

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