In Security by Bea R. for February 23, 2022

Insert urban legend story for rest of the week.

Don’t think we’ve seen as vast a third panel before … ✨

I don’t get it.

I take it some of these guys live in fear an “old flame” will return with a child of theirs and the stadium fried chicken is notoriously bad.

This could be useful against the Skippers, just yell at any of the players and say Ellie bore their illegitimate child, but would that work on Punk?

What’s so dangerous about fried chicken and babies?

[sniffs at clothing] “Do I offend?” [sniffs again]

Umm..ok. Elly’s still a dumb blonde though.

Is there a curse associated with that?

I have the same “parting the Red Sea” effect; except after two bowls of chili……..

Separation of Churches and statutes?Naw…

Well, the “fried chicken Wednesday baby video” is nothing more than an idiot that only knows like 5 words that for some unknown reason entertains millennials to no end.

Now, why didn’t they have that reaction going down the steps…?

Well, we all know that a baby means someone owes child support.

As for the chicken…? Unless this team is on one heck of a diet, I don’t even want to know.

I love this strip! No matter how many wild guesses you can make, there’s just no telling what will happen until you see it happen.

Finally caught up and this still hasn’t been resolved! Longest arc ever and even a hail mary pass can’t beat it for distance. Don’t know why I stopped reading and then stupidly forgot about the comic. All I can say is my broken brain is made of rotting swiss cheese…

love the first panel!

Idea: When this story arc becomes available in a Paperback Edition, how about basing the cover on a Supper Bowl Collector’s Program ?