Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 07, 2022

But did you listen to Seagull and Flounder? Noooo, and now look.

At least the third version of Sterling’s beginnings, right? Each one better and more plausible!

Found running with wolves. Came with Junk Mail. Deal with the Devil. Now hes a frozen cave man. The list grows.

The seagull’s advice was not followed…

Will “Kaboomtown” Henry!

Hee hee hee!

It might explain a lot of things, Wallace, particularly his fascination with fire.

Stirling, voted most likely to be a serial killer.

Y’all think he’s kidding, don’t you?

That drawing of Sterling in a block of ice is impressive. The coloring is perfect.

Frankenstein’s creation was lost in the Arctic. Coincidence?

Redheaded step-child…

I guess Dad heard ’Don’t’ and ‘Walk away’ as one complete sentence: ’Don’t walk away’, and he followed the advice.

Just about everybody/-thing got a speaking part today! Dad, Wallace, Stirling, Seagull, Fish, House.

I just love pop.

How’d they hold him down for a haircut..?

Explains the cave art.

So when a seagull and a fish start talking and tell you to just walk away, you ignore them?

Well, it is a good thing that he took Sterling home. If he had not and Sterling thawed out on the beach, he probably would have been adopted by a family of wolves and raised by them. Imagine what his behavior would have been like then.

Explains the uni-brow…

Random question her for your next “sterling finding” you should say you found him in a lobster pot during a hurricane

Back stories from Dads often need to be taken with a grain of salt. Tantalizing nonetheless.

I love “thawed ’im out, gave ’im a name.” What else would you do?

He just refuses to name the actual bar maid. It’s okay, Pop. She’s in the lock-up now.

Ive often wondered.

Hmmm, a warning from seagull?

I know there was another Sterling origin story here but I can’t remember it.

O RLY?

It’s fun reading Ordinary Bill and Wallace just to see Mr Henry’s growth. And that’s definitely not a knock on Ordinary Bill!

I’m starting to see where Wallace gets the whole “randomly making stuff up on the spot with a completely straight face” thing.

Nature warned Dad but would he listen? Noooooo.