The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 08, 2022

That is a vera good idea!

‘Aloe, ‘Aloe!

That’s the Bayou paradox, if they weren’t hunting the aloe gator without shirts, they wouldn’t need to hunt the aloe gator at all.

I have heard those things are fairly widespread in the LA bayous.

Vera punny.

T guess later on they will wash up with a “Croco-dial”!

I thought the phrase was aloe Dolly

they can use the piece of tail to heal the wounds they’re going to get trying to remove that piece of tail…

Sorry, fellas. That’s NOT what “getting some tail” means.

The gator seems friendly enough. They might just be able to go up to him, introduce themselves saying “Aloe gator.”, and then ask for it

Nooooo!

If you shoot him, the aloe will spill into the ground.

Make sure you get the right end…

While it’s too long for a comment here, one of the funniest gator stories I ever heard came from a spunky little Mississippi sales rep that used to call on me when I was in the natural gas pipeline biz. Her daddy left her his annual gator hunting permits (which can apparently be bequeathed to heirs). So she went hunting with her dads ole gator hunting buddy, and hilarity ensued. Ya’ll will just have to trust me on this one, but I was crying I was laughing so hard.

Guy on the right looks like Victor French from Little House on Prairie.

I hear the place is full of pots with knobs on them – they’re called crock-o-dials.

You don’t need to kill him. That’s aloe blow.

I keep a bottle of it next to my toilets, but not for sunburns.

This needs to be vera=fied.

OMG! That is hilarious on so many levels.

The city version is one leaning against a brick wall, smoking a cigarette. Alley gator.

“Aloe gator.” “Aloe, to you, too!”

Good one today Scott!! (As for you punsters …Nice ones!! )

If this is PUNishment, call me a masochist!