Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 08, 2022

even so, Andrew, you shouldn’t commit adultery

And what were you doing at the pub Vicar?

@Ling Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp , instead of denying the Vicar’s accusation , just corrected it :o) my avatar is of God wanting to sue the terrorist for using HIS name to commit mayhem , but God won’t find a lawyer in Heaven will He? how was your day? ours should be slightly busy , and we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside, keep safe and catch you later pal

There’s that white cloud derriere in the last panel.

Maybe she was a lifeguard to fish him from the canal Vicar! And why were you at the pub that late anyway?

Quick, she’s in there now….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-8th-march-2022-26358905

Don’t blame poor Andy, Vicar! Beer goggles can do that to ya… :D

Did Doris Donaldson run out of money?

Vicar, maybe if you turned your collar around so it faced front, you’d be taken more seriously.

…… Someone seems to be drunk here, and it ain’t Andy. It’s either the vicar for getting the name wrong or me for believing a lady would walk along with Andy!!

That’s OK, Vicar. Two’s company but three’s a ménage…

You sure it wasn’t Sandra Stapleton?

Is Mr. Smythe using the Stan Lee name generator app? Peter Parker, Millie the Model, Bruce Banner, et al.

First strip I can remember where Andy was a philanthropist

Andy…same old!

The Vicar could be out of place – Andy might be in the escort business. Little Andy Escorts.

Great come-back.

“Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time”

Don’t the girls all get prettier at closing time

Don’t they all begin to look like movie stars

Don’t the girls all get prettier at closing time

When the change starts takin’ place

It puts a glow on every face

Of the fallen angels of the backstreet bars

.

If I could rate ‘em on a scale from one to ten

I’m lookin’ for a nine, but eight could work right in

A few more drinks and I might slip to five or even four

But when tomorrow mornin’ comes

And I wake up with a number one

I swear I’ll never do it anymore

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___________ Mickey Gilley

“She was holding me UP, Vicar!”

It’s not what you think, Vicar, he was with them for the money.

Andy and I actually have something in common — we like women with alliterative names (my wife was one, before she married me).

He’s got you there, Vicar. (Sort of.)