Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 12, 2022

Owen is speaking as someone who is also not breathing.

Guess again, Owen.

This is the humor I keep coming back for. snarky

Yeah Owen, that’s the ticket.

Oy! Blah blah blah

While Gary might not need to breath to stay un-alive, he would need to breath to speak.

Gary should be grateful that Owen does not come through the lid of Gary’s coffin to keep the conversation going during the day.

I just always worried that the coffin can’t be comfortable and might get cold or hot.

Owen gets a zinger every decade or so!

Once you stop breathing, you realize what a lot of work it was.

… and now you’re conscious of your breathing. In. Out. In. Out. Repeat continuously until you die.

I don’t think that’s the answer Gary was looking for, Owen. Still, you may well be right!…