Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for March 07, 2022

Throw in some mashed potatoes and I’ll eat it

“I eat my peas with honey,

I’ve done so all my life.

It makes them taste quite funny,

But it keeps them on my knife."

Peas porridge. Hot or not.

Of course. Doesn’t everyone have gravy on their peas?

When my boys were little, I put liquid cheese on them – they loved it. They still talk about “Dad’s cheese-peas”

All of the dogs my late loving wife and I had really loved it when we gave them leftover peas and just about any other vegetable too.

I’d go with cheese instead, that’d be less suspicious.

Maybe not suspicious, but surprising if Doug suddenly started speaking intelligibly.

Even gravy won’t make peas edible.