Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 11, 2022

Twice recycled wine.

Well at least you won’t out of place ordering dinner for one there…

Was it a Pee-not Noir or a Crap-ernet?

Their drinks here look like they could have come from there.

Don’t ask for the lemonde, it’s got a head.

Or the house apple juice.

These puns are not only not funny, now they’re getting disgusting.

The name alone should give anyone a CLUE…..LMAO

Their cups runneth over…and over, …..

Does A roll of TP come with that wine?

The sommelier is a real whiner …!

Nor their “Pot-Tea”, or anything that’s made in a pot…

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆) ♨

they always serve a moveable feast…