Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 12, 2022

Oh god, it’s like we all read Doug’s published collection of Savage Chicken’s strips years ago, and completely forgot about the unicorns. It’s not that we’re all prescient, it’s that subconsciously we’re just prone to stealing other people’s jokes.

Pizza is good for so many things.

Seems like that trick would just make the unicorn angrier.

I doubt that that would work if the pizza was already sliced….

What do you do during the 30 minutes delivery time?

Awwww! Unicorns are magical and something must have happened to make him …….hmmmm, where’s the sausage, chicken sh¡t?

I suppose the pizza was delivered via unicycle.

Hah! Got one!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Don’t get angry, get even.

Just don’t drop any of that pepperoni!!!