Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 15, 2022

Where’s the problem? Humans eat gingerbread men.

“Take, eat, this is my 99% bitter baker’s chocolate. Take, drink, this is the same thing but at 120 degrees.”

When I was a kid we could get candy skulls full of red gelatin. So gross, so cool.

Well maybe if this creeps you out, start at the other end…..

I find burning candles shaped like people to be extra creepy. I still remember my mother burning one of Santa Claus when I was a child. Picture the beloved saint with his head slowly dripping down his body…

Is chocolate toxic to rabbits?

Imagine how the pigs feel on Easter Day…

We won a three-foot tall chocolate bunny. Everyone wanted the ears. Put it in my parent’s freezer for “safekeeping.”

You can’t trust anyone. :)

Emo Phillips: “What does it mean when you bite off the eyes and yell ‘Stop staring at me!’?”