Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 16, 2022

Probably because they are very good at imagining their audience naked.

We have Canada geese here. I can tell by their accent.

Geese are not afraid of anything, as far as I can tell.

“Those are some honkin’ BIG geese…”

Canada geese are evidence that birds are descended from tyrannosauruses.

They aren’t afraid because they’re away from the maddening crowd….

I once watched a raven give a 40 minute soliloquy from the phone lines. When he was finished, he looked around, then flew off. He’d had his say, and there was no rebuttal.

They’re not afraid of public pooping, either.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. A chicken on steroids. :)

And like some politicians, I can’t understand a word they’re saying.