Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 17, 2022

When life gives you lemons, give ’em back and go get a pizza.

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at people who tick you off!

That’s twisted.

Makes perfect sense to me.

When life gives lemons, don’t suck on them.

And when life does hand over the sugar and water, keep asking for more stuff. A nice jug, some measuring spoons, a new refrigerator…

Hey Life! Could I have some cookies to go with that?

turn it into something combustible and throw it right back. ;)

When life gives you lemons, trade them in for some limes, some salt, and a bottle of tequila!

Ratbert reached a similar conclusion in 07/08/1994.

The Greedy Side of the Horse

“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’” (Cave Johnson, Portal 2).

Lemons need to be squeezed, twisted, turned and pulped….pucker up now…..no sugar needed…..

I think the idea is Life expects you to provide your own sugar and water.

Just my luck if life gave me all of that, I dont like lemonade

and vodka…!

My version: if life hands you lemons, make lemon pot pie. :)(That’s cooking “outside the box”.)