Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 17, 2022

Shoulda been a sundial on his wrist.

Gotta stay historically accurate.

If Patrick were the French folks’ patron saint, there’d be no escargot with garlic/butter sauce

St. Pat was feeling a bit sluggish.

I wish someone would come and drive out all the slugs we have around here.

If only Ninja Sloth was around those days to help.

Head ’em up, move ’em out, rawhide.

Here’s a real fact. St. Patrick’s color is Blue not Green

We need St. Patrick to drive the pythons out of the Everglades.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Greener than Earth Day

I guess most of you folks missed St. Urho’s Day yesterday. The patron saint of Finland, he drove the grasshoppers from Finland and saved the grape crop.

It’s St. Gertrude’s Day too. Patron saint of cats.

I wonder if there is a St. Monica’s day. I believe she is the patron saint of beaches.

In Ireland, snails are considered as much of a delicacy as they are in France.

Since Ireland has no snakes, do they have a mouse problem?