Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 18, 2022

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    Someone came to a sticky end.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    Somebody call the branch office

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They just seem to have a nose for this kind of stuff.

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    tbyberger  over 2 years ago

    How disarming!

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    I guess the fact that there are bodies spread out all around them doesn’t bother them, but one arm is just too much.

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    kaystari Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is Jasper the dog?Is it that je discovered sticks are really these snowpeoples arms? Not really clear here. What is the “crime story”?

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    bluegirl285  over 2 years ago

    The horror!

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    potfarmer  over 2 years ago

    It’d be handier if he brought them some legs.

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    bobpeters61  over 2 years ago

    And when they found the one-armed snowman, he had a block of yellow ice in his bottom layer.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Looks like the branch manager is just doing her job.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So now they’re looking for the One Armed (snow) Man?

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Hey, it’s not like those arms grow on trees, you know. Oh wait…

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    One branch doe not make a snowman…..

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    Armed and dangerous

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Now let’s jump to conclusions, maybe it’s an artificial limb.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    How come the guys always have to carry the heavy pack?

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    zippykatz  over 2 years ago

    “Went to a Donner Party…”

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Yes, the dog is now “armed and dangerous”

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Frosty?

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