Kliban by B. Kliban for March 11, 2022

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    kgs  over 2 years ago

    Where do the batteries get inserted???

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    thebashfulone  over 2 years ago

    The pacemaker has been accessorized!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That would, at times, be a great skill to have.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bad idea, burning nose hair smells awful.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The night would be filled with snobs looking down their noses at everyone!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Nostrildamus!

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought “nostrilite” is what they call petrified dinosaur boogers…

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Nobody knows the troubles he sees—in the dark!

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    There is a tendency for crossed eyes and neck cramp.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    I think K9 could do that.

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    Do you have to sneeze to turn it off?

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    pauljmsn  over 2 years ago

    I immediately thought of a song from Meat Loaf: “I can see paradise by the -”

    - Nah, I’m not going down that path.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    This is when a huge snozzolla comes in handy…

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