After I was an adult, I was told my old Scoutmaster & first employer was getting a check-up; the Dr. had his stethoscope up to the chest, and asked “How do you fell right now?”
“Fine, why?” – and keeled over. The Dr. was already yelling for an ambulance & starting CPR. Yep. Massive heart attack while the Dr. was listening to his heart.
After my last physical, I said, “So, Doc, how do I stand?” He said “It’s a mystery to me.” Then he went out and told my wife, “I don’t like how your husband looks.” She said “I don’t either, but he’s good to the kids.”
parforden almost 3 years ago
Oh, it’s worse than that…
C almost 3 years ago
Great costume choice for the end of October
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
The good news is that YOU don’t have to worry about his bill.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Only tangentially.”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
So … What’s up, Doc? … or should it be … What’s going down, Doc?
BearsDown Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They’ve become Failglycerides.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Love the touch of the stethoscope hanging from the scythe blade.
HOTLOTUS1 almost 3 years ago
I guess he really needs to cut back
paranormal almost 3 years ago
That and you need a hair cut…
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Take my hand, you’ve got a boat to catch.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 3 years ago
After I was an adult, I was told my old Scoutmaster & first employer was getting a check-up; the Dr. had his stethoscope up to the chest, and asked “How do you fell right now?”
“Fine, why?” – and keeled over. The Dr. was already yelling for an ambulance & starting CPR. Yep. Massive heart attack while the Dr. was listening to his heart.
He survived & lived 15-20 more years, BTW.
Otto Knowbetter almost 3 years ago
After my last physical, I said, “So, Doc, how do I stand?” He said “It’s a mystery to me.” Then he went out and told my wife, “I don’t like how your husband looks.” She said “I don’t either, but he’s good to the kids.”