Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 18, 2022

Oh, it’s worse than that…

Great costume choice for the end of October

The good news is that YOU don’t have to worry about his bill.

“Only tangentially.”

So … What’s up, Doc? … or should it be … What’s going down, Doc?

They’ve become Failglycerides.

Love the touch of the stethoscope hanging from the scythe blade.

I guess he really needs to cut back

That and you need a hair cut…

Take my hand, you’ve got a boat to catch.

After I was an adult, I was told my old Scoutmaster & first employer was getting a check-up; the Dr. had his stethoscope up to the chest, and asked “How do you fell right now?”

“Fine, why?” – and keeled over. The Dr. was already yelling for an ambulance & starting CPR. Yep. Massive heart attack while the Dr. was listening to his heart.

He survived & lived 15-20 more years, BTW.

After my last physical, I said, “So, Doc, how do I stand?” He said “It’s a mystery to me.” Then he went out and told my wife, “I don’t like how your husband looks.” She said “I don’t either, but he’s good to the kids.”