Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2022

“Sheesh Dad, just drive for Grub Hub like I do.”

Will you torch the place if you don’t get the job ?

Who’s the cute villain marked ‘X’?

Fer cryin’ out loud, just set up a go-fund-me for villainous activities!

Let Ms. Von Dark change out of her Rotten X uniform, and, she would have a better than average chance to secure a side hustle. Of course, she’d have a problem with the male customers wanting to date her (not to forget jealous wives, girlfriends)

Not so much ‘nailed’ as ‘nailed the coffin in’, I think.

KA-CLASSIFIED!

Well, at least he’s honest about it.

KA-SIGH… I know that feeling all too well. If you don’t hear from them in 3-4 weeks, it’s safe to say you didn’t get the job.

Take it from someone who knows.