Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 24, 2022

Spy on you, serve my lord Bezos. What else do you expect?

Yes but can Alexa open the Pod Bay Doors ?

Siri, tell Alexa to get her act together or out she goes.

She just sits there and talks all day.

I can’t answer that………

Your husband

“I’m sorry. I’m afraid I don’t understand your question.”

Alexa is a waste of money.

Report on your suspicious activities

She wants to connect with Roomba …for some clean fun.

Be glad she doesn’t summon a cleaning service and have you pay for it.

Sounds like an ex-wife.

Must be a liberal democrat.

Alexa orders, ummm, “upgrades”. Yeah! That’s the ticket!

I knew a guy who had an Alexa AND a Siri. Nothing got done because they spent all day talking about him while he was out.

I will let you know about 3:30am

Gossip with Siri