Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2022

The Fink’s temper is a different story.

How can you say the king is too short? His feet reach all the way to the floor.

He’s a low figure

The Fink is very light in his head, too.

“Get your big nose out of my cleavage!”

You better hope he can’t hear you.

I remember dancing on my .grandpas feet when I was a wee lass.

He’ll be even lighter if you dance with him.

He may be short, but he ain’t thin.