Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for April 08, 2022

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    John9  over 2 years ago

    Mine said don’t buy any green bananas.

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    tcayer  over 2 years ago

    Once in a restaurant I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I jokingly asked the server for another, and THAT one didn’t have one either. I asked her “Am I going to die?!” Spoiler alert: I didn’t…

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    Ken Norris Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And the classic: “Help, I’m being held captive in the fortune cookie factory!”…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Or, “Read Quickly…”

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