Mine said don’t buy any green bananas.
Once in a restaurant I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I jokingly asked the server for another, and THAT one didn’t have one either. I asked her “Am I going to die?!” Spoiler alert: I didn’t…
And the classic: “Help, I’m being held captive in the fortune cookie factory!”…
Or, “Read Quickly…”
Tom Toles
John9 over 2 years ago
Mine said don’t buy any green bananas.
tcayer over 2 years ago
Once in a restaurant I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I jokingly asked the server for another, and THAT one didn’t have one either. I asked her “Am I going to die?!” Spoiler alert: I didn’t…
Ken Norris Premium Member over 2 years ago
And the classic: “Help, I’m being held captive in the fortune cookie factory!”…
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or, “Read Quickly…”