Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for August 15, 2023

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    Qiset  11 months ago

    I wore a black tie as a headband once.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  11 months ago

    For the record, “black tie” means “merely formal”; tails with (you guessed it) a black bow tie. “White tie” is also tails, and for some bizarre reason, the white tie makes it even more formal. A tuxedo is “semi-formal”, suit and tie is “non-formal”.

    And while I do know that, I can’t imagine why any of it would matter to anyone (but then, whenever I put on pants that aren’t denim, I feel like I’m wearing a costume…….)

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