Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for September 19, 2023

Many small forest preserves no longer spray to kill poison ivy, so it has proliferated with a vengeance.

We’re on fire I think

So stop, drop and roll one

Takes one to grow one

We’re one of a kind

We’re right on the brink

Burned out like the prom queen

We’re all mirrors and smoke rings

So stop, drop and roll one

— Pistol Annies