Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for November 17, 2023

Make it disposable and market it to young children. Might keep down the messes and make throwing away the parts they won’t eat easier.

See if you can borrow Clay Jones’ pizza rat.

“It’s Genius! Press this little button here to make it silently flush into an internal incinerator that turns the food to harmless ash.”

After all, one man’s trash ….