Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for December 14, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member 12 months ago

    What, they have Rockin’ Robin in the coffin?

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    braindead Premium Member 12 months ago

    Play the Crypt Kicker Five.

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 12 months ago

    I heard that years ago some people were so afraid of being buried alive that they had extension phones put in their caskets…

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    mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago

    Could be worse, instead of hearing the ring tone coming from the coffin it could be a moaning voice saying " BrAiNz! "

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    tcayer  12 months ago

    Maybe they’re calling to tell him he’s “late?” Or maybe the line is dead?

    I’ll show myself out.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Just because your dead is no reason to be off line.I mean your car warranty may be about to expire as well.

    Yeah, l’ll leave with @tcayer.

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