Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for November 12, 2024

Is this a gluten-free comic strip???!!!

He is looking to be Krispy Kremed!

And (hopefully), nobody will ever say that to her again.

mmm…doughnuts

The glaze is no longer slight.

I’ve learned to avoid women who use the adjective “Yummy” for non-food items. The last one has once been 100 pounds overweight. She broke up with me because my cooking was too good. :)

Don’t roll those bloodshot eyes at me!