Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 14, 2022

and three pints?

well Andy, maybe pace yourself next game

One meat pie—with SIX pints of beer!!

And that’s how to make wise decisions

@Eldo , Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp blaming an extra pie for his breathlessness is priceless :o) , my avatar is a sp00f of a toothbrush thinking it has a disgusting job while a TP roll knows his is, isn’t it? how was your day? our MANIC MONDAY should be quite busy , but we are both in a good good , there shopping to do be done but no errands to run , then we will just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s windy outside , keep in touch pal

Andy’s identified the problem.

Introduce him to Andy….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-14th-march-2022-26427654

And five pints of beer.

8 pints and no pie better for digestion.

At least Andy quit smoking a while ago, kind of decreases one’s wind.

Beer before a match? What do you think this is rugby?

I only ever ate a shepherd’s pie once—didn’t like how shepherds taste.

As usual Andy got things backassward. His pre-match prep is much more suited for post-match refreshment.

Industrial league hockey at 2 am on a friday morning meant a hot dog and 2 beer before the game at doublerinks. it was the rule.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/76296/meat-pie/

The first time I had a Cornish pastie, after a couple bites I found it so delicious that I got another before finishing the first one, finished off that one too.

A little while later I felt like I had eaten a bag of Sakrete!

Beer never hurt anyone’s perception of how they are playing.

Just four pints of beer?

Coincidence? Here in the states it is Pi day, 3-14. In maths, Pi = 3.14. There are other digits beyond that, of course.