Strange Brew by John Deering for March 18, 2022

Eh. I’ve bought pretty much every feminine product that Spouse (or even, before that, Girl Friend) wanted me to get. I did occasionally suspect that it was a test… but getting an ‘A’ worked out very nicely for me.

He’s secure in his masculinity.

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that… :D

OK I did not understand this at first but reading the comments helped.

Will Heracles (his correct name) use the pantyhose to disguise his face?

Proof that Hercules was married.

I’ve been married for over 50 years, I’ve spent about 4 of them waiting for my wife outside the women’s room and maybe 2.5 of them holding her purse.

She always tells me, “Watch my purse.” I don’t know why; it never does anything.

As a volunteer helping seniors shop.. looking for extra large Depends® tops my list

Panty hose? Tame. Try buying feminine products for three daughters and a wife.

Don’t wear panty hose while you capture the Cretan bull.

Hercules wore a lion skin, not a leopard skin.

Buying pantyhose isn’t a big deal. Now incontinence panties I’d be cowering under the counter.

As a kid i had to get the so called women products as a kid in the 60’s.

If he expects to get credit for wearing panty hose, it MUST be control top, or he loses the award.