Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for March 08, 2022

I guess you better take a bead on your problem. That’s telling them.

So these guys are Catholics in the Land ’O Lutherans?

I’m guessing the kit didn’t include the tool?

How’s life on the other side of a meltdown, Amanda? haha

This is funny! Now you see what Dan goes through and Dan sees what you go through.

Dan had his hissy fit on reserve for so long that when it was time for one he had no trouble fulfilling his duty to express his feelings as described in the requisition form he needed to fill out in triplicate.

Always good to see the other side of yourself at times. Don’t change a thing, as this just means he fully understands you know :-)

At least he watched the video instructions 10 times. My family throws the instructions out without reading them, and them complain when the dadgumthing won’t assemble or work. Guilty family member here, just saying.

First you get down on your knees,Fiddle with your rosaries,Bow your head with great respect,And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!—Tom Lehrer

I unintentionally read Amanda’s lines as “Dan” and vice versa! Apparently, my mind just couldn’t compute it otherwise. You have me trained well, Amanda!

An additional Mystery.