Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 25, 2022

nephews, step-nephews, and step-nieces in my case

A wabbit gwandkid, eh.

That is why it’s called staying in shape ! And not the shape of a pear ;-)

Just to be on the safe side, all Pluggers should install in-ground swimming pools and leak sex tapes to the Internet.

I’ll be known as the grandparent in bobby socks and sneakers.

We have “Joneses”, but we don’t have “Kardashians”.

Pluggers don’t waste any time on Joneses and especially the K’s.

Dogs and grandkids will help you get into and stay in shape.

I cut my family off in 2000 when my mother died and neither of my wife’s “adult” children will ever have kids. I’m fine with that. One more Plugger disqualification.

Have a hard enough time just worrying about me!

From all the stupid things the Kardashian’s do, I wouldn’t want to even begin to consider the first step.

I think a real plugger would say “Kardashian who?”.

Jones’ meh .

Kar… hurk … Karda… hurk

Sometimes people business is just about all any one can carry.

Not that a plugger would ever bother trying to keep up with the Joneses or Kardashians…