Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 27, 2022

Mmmm, bacon

Well Doc, a guys gotta eat…..

My doctor told me I have to get my cholesterol down to triple digits.

that hurts my broken rib

We have a bag of pre-cooked bacon bits in the freezer, very handy. At 70 yo my cholesterol is at the low end of the range, genetics.

Cosmo’s blood flow is really more of an ooze.

Big surprise.

You make it sound like one of those illegal substances.

Looks like Cosmo could be one tasty bird since he’s already well basted with with bacon grease.

I am a strong proponent of the three “B” nutrients:BeerButterBacon grease

Naughty Cosmo! Better sell those pork bellies!!!

Mine comes back cheese. But, I’ll also be having bacon later this morning.

Bacon does increase cholesterol and weight, but I also have osteoporosis and the extra weight helps strengthen my bones… I’m sure that’s right.

Maybe Cosmo should move over to Pearls Before Swine…

At one point in my life I had a cholesterol level so high that I didn’t bleed; I oozed.

You say that as if it’s a bad thing…

I thought cholesterol was on the verge of being declared a health food…