Lola by Todd Clark for March 24, 2022

So many free products.

I always make sure I get the gluten free water.

Flavor free, too.

I avoid all those things like the plague, also those items in green packaging that are usually 50% higher in cost because they are “natural” or organic, un-natural is good enough for me.

Or, in the words of a former coworker of mine:

“Sugar-free, salt-free, fat-free, taste-free…”

Back when for a brief period Coke had an artificial sweetener, that didn’t taste bad, I bought a 12 pack of the sugar free/caffeine cans. One can, perfectly sealed, no holes…was empty. I took it back to the store, and told them, “This is getting carried away.”.

It drives me nuts when I see gluten-free on something that never had gluten in it.

Would’ve been funnier if Lola replied, “flavor free”.