Lola by Todd Clark for March 25, 2022

At least they didn’t ask Alexa.

At least the aliens didn’t abduct him again.

That’s ridiculous. Doctors use WebMD. Really.

Right above “oooops.” I used to work with a woman whose husband was a doctor. She told us that in med school he had a one hour class on “never say oooops.”

The really LAST thing you’d want to hear as you go under is, “which leg are we cutting off again….?”

My doctor said he’d never done the procedure, but he’d watched several times on Youtube. What a clown.

Last thing you want to hear coming out of surgery recovery, “Where’s my watch?”

My wife had a similar thing happen yesterday. She was having a knee relaced. And the surgeon said “I didn’t realize you were this small”. Good feelings, especially since she’d been going to him for months.

as Anesthesia usually makes you forget, I never remember going under and what was said, and also, they never ask you to count back from 100!! LOL

My wife talked to a friend a while ago and she said her husband had prostrate cance surgery and whe done and was back in room The Dr said well we lost a pin in there somewhere and couldn’t find it so if you feel pain later let us know. Sound like a good law suit right there!!!~