Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 23, 2022

Marty found out they’re serving beer in the stands so he’s abandoned the press shack

Now Marty will ream Gil for not playing 3-point Pranit every game.

Guess Pranit didn’t mess up…or did he. All games forfeited nullifying 2nd place in Valley Conference.

NO PLAYDOWNS FOR YOU!!!

Prank may be on good behavior since his gambling racket was exposed, but he’s still sweating whether GilPa will check to see if he actually told his parents and looking over his shoulder knowing Vito from Goshen would like to have a conversation with him

So the gents had a good season? Sure didn’t seem like it.

P2a: “I won’t mess up Coach, you can bet on it.” Who else likes Pranit’s Chief Wahoo grin?

P1- Is that Gordon Achebe or Big Ken Brown next to Gil? Either one didn’t contribute enough to make things happen this season.

What, no “playdowns” for Milford this year?

Hey, who’s that guy in the red shirt in P1 and P2? Whoever it is he forgot to give the boys their participation trophy.

It looks like we can add another year to the fifth place banner they have in the gym.

Gil finally let PS out of the locker he was stuffed in.

Another season down the toilet. Gil just counting down the years to retirement and his teaching pension at this point…

In all reality , the second half is a disaster for Pandora he makes turnover after turnover allowing New Thayer to take the lead and win by 11 . I’m sorry guys I let you down and Coach Thorp . As Vito walks by he calls over and says You did good we’re even. Remember ķid he who gambles lives in shambles . Your credit is good with me., Gee Thanks !

P1 – Ah, thanks Gil. We didn’t know if this team was in first or last or wherever in between. Apparently they finished about .500 but no Playdowns, as usual. The suspense we felt during all this game action, whew! But what’s with recycle symbol shirt guy? How did he practice wearing jeans?

P2 – It took until the day before the last game, but Gil can finally look at Pranit again. Yeah, the gambling and trying to hire a hitman was bad, but go ahead and have fun your last game.

P3 – And he goes off for 30 points, because….he learned his lesson? Whatever, when is baseball?

And speaking of learning lessons, I hope you’ve learned your lesson to never miss an episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Yes, kids, it’s time to thank R&W for ending our misery during Lent. However, we all know it’s only temporary. More penance starts tomorrow and will undoubtedly last well past Easter. Question: Will R&W’s Grandkids find Carolina Blue and Violet colored eggs in their Easter baskets?

Must be a road game. Had it been in Milford, there would be multiple fist pumping and sign wavings going on. Here, the purple colored people are just happy to be there.

I wonder if Pranit ever collected from his classmates

Prancer keeps shooting 3’s because he took Milford -11.