Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 24, 2022

Congratulations are in order

I love cats – when they are asleep, in my neighbor’s yard, across the street!!

:-)

And Oogi is not a couch person, er, cat.

Didn’t care for this one. Somebody losing a pet is never funny.

I have had cats all my life, and not one has ever scratched furniture. . .the scratching boxes/posts were always well-used, though. . .

Exactly. The main reason the market for cat leashes is so small, is the FACT that they want cats to run away.

Inappropriate Emoji application. Two days in jail and a $150 fine.

I refuse to communicate in hieroglyphics. My phone even suggests “appropriate” emojis based on my text. Yuck!

This ✌️ is about the closest to a “Thumbs-Up” Emoji that GoComics will accept…

Just make sure you don’t accidentally click the laughing emoji when you mean to use the “care” emoji on a sad status. They put them directly next to one another and it’s easy to fat-finger it. I’ve done it before and felt bad even though I corrected my mistake seconds later.

The heart emoji would be the best bet.

I’m with Ralph.

I hope Oogie didn’t hear that, Ralph.

Personally, I’ve been a huge cat fan my entire life.

Dump her and the cat, Ralph. That will get you plenty of thumbs-up….