WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 26, 2022

I voted for Mike!

I was on my weekly train ride in line at the bar. The bartender told the person in front of me, rather rudely, to make up her mind. So when it was my turn I said “a JD over and hurry it up”. He responding with “What for? You aint going nowhere.” AMTrack hires the best!

And he “pours ‘em like he don’t own ’em”.

Most times simple beats fancy

And the joke here is……what?

Now they’ll have to wait while he gives his acceptance speech…