Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for March 22, 2022

From her looks she was even born when all telephones were rotary dial.

She’s an accountant. She knows how to spin the numbers.

I can overlook all that being the chances are that she cooks and cleans. For all I know she may stick to the budget.

I remember our phone as a kid had no dial, It was on a party line you picked it up and told the operator the number you wanted. But some times you had to wait for someone already on the line to get off…

And her television still has a rabbit ear antenna.

Had it not been for new construction right behind me, I would still have my land line phone. Progress is a two-edged sword.

I still had a rotary phone until last month when I switched to internet phone

So he won’t be able to push her buttons?

Other than all that stuff…how old fashion are you about sex?

Just another ‘strict constitutionalist’ conserving the ‘old ways’.

My type of gal!

I bet She uses Morse code For texting

no text, no email, no brains…

The future has already passed her by.