Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 01, 2022

I’ve always kind of preferred deniable plausibility. But then I hang around with punsters and similar lowlifes.

The problem is that one of them goes off when she sits down, while the other happens when she stands up.

A well-thought out fart joke but still a fart joke.

Whoopee!

That would be some very ripe cabbage.

And big girls and boys still enjoy pranks! My wife is walking around the house like a tarantula, watching and waiting for what may, or may not, come today!

Deception was the norm back when the silent majority all smoked tobacco.

I’ve found that April Fools bothers me less these days, mainly because I’m far too busy watching out for year-round fools!

By last week it was closer to kimchi…..

Two-week old boiled cabbage would do more than cause gas — it would most likely send you to the ER.

Quit farting about!

Wait… put it UNDER the CHAIR? How is that supposed to work?