Kliban by B. Kliban for April 11, 2022

Too paraphrase P. T. Barnum "There’s one born every minute "…

“Whew, that’s a relief. Things are…er…looking up?”

Sadly.

Hey, not every profession has its own song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlCLHf76q_w

Enough for him, far more than enough for the rest of us.

My former gastroenterologist had a pic above of monkeys picking one another’s fleas. Funny

He was worried and couldn’t put his finger on the problem. She had great hopes and dreams but he rectum.

Sounds ‘impactful’.

Whatever gave him the idea that could plausibly happen?