Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 18, 2022

Nice little spaceship you have there Ralph.

While Mars is embarrassed, Venus is cold as ice, and Mercury can be mercurial.

Looks more saturine

Saturn may look innocent but it is also a gas planet and that supposed halo is actually around its waist.

Probably came from Uranus.

Venus is out of wack and Uranus is peering down at everyone…

Bean burrito night at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

In space no one can hear you fart.

What about poor minor-planet Pluto? When I was a kid, my mail was addressed to “Master.”

Sirius-ly, it was the Dog Star,

AGAIN …!

Maybe not so innocent now that we’ve rammed a planetary probe into each of them!