Close to Home by John McPherson for April 09, 2022

with that way of thinking, I think you ended up in the wrong place.

That sounds devilishly entertaining.

does that explain 2020?

For Heaven’s Sake, my Mother-in-law is that way….And she’s STILL Alive!

St. Peter is getting senile letting these witches in

Wow. Wonder just what that DIL did to her when she was alive.

She’s no angel (and that’s not heaven).

Why is it always the red heads?

The original mean mother in law!

That would be my ex MIL! She’s the She-DEVIL if there ever was one! Rot in hell!

Did you run this by God?

I’ve always thought the mother-in-law jokes were from the wrong side.

O no bleeb died

Crap! I thought it was only ghosts that did that! Now I’m gonna have to rethink this whole thing! And how is Bleeb flying with no angel wings! Jeez, now I gotta watch Saturday morning cartoons all confused and stuff!

So, when we die, we become angels and wear house coats?

I wonder if you can get ejected from heaven once you make it. I know the devil and them did but they were sort of born there.

Practical jokes of the dead…

Be careful, they might not let you back in. Then, who will have the last laugh….

Not all visitations are bad.

Would rather be haunted by angels than ghosts, not that there is much difference in this context. I doubt that God would allow her to do that.

If my aunt got mad, it was really Tante’s Inferno !!