Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 02, 2022

Chocolate “chip” cookies in trunk.

where’s his 1st amendment auditor?

The Las Vegas Police Department’s primary function?

I have the body of a 20 year old….in my trunk.

Not without a warrent.

Whaaaa? Did that hussy rat on me?

I have video of my trips to Vegas! Come and get me, coppers! Bwahaha!

Where is your wife, sir?

Now THAT’S a Good one!

I actually took my wife to Vegas. And several days later we returned to buffalo, together. Then we went to the Rock and roll hall of fame.

Vegas humor: “I wanted to get married at the drive-through wedding chapel. That way if I need a divorce I’ll just back up."

Where is Dr. Gonzo? (“fear and loathing in las vegas”)