Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 02, 2022

then what point are you making, Mr. Stan Snarks?

I think Ben suspected something before he flew that kite.

Your wife knows you can’t do it by yourself.

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Do you have a deck?

Several. Of cards, that is.

What he’s saying is: “Go fly a kite!”

Too bad someone already copyrighted ‘Non Sequitur’.

It’s a family trait……

Patio

With a key attached to it, Stan.

Just setting him up so there is more and new to mock!

Peg does make a good point though. It’ll probably look like something he got from Ikea.

According to his Temperance Lecture, W.C. Fields’ great grandfather would have discovered electricity first if he could have afforded to buy a kite, but he couldn’t so he had to hire one. There in front of the tavern you could see him, hirin’ a kite.