Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 01, 2022

To paraphrase Ferris Bueller, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and stare at the ceiling once in a while, you could miss it.”

If thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into thee

Betcha the principal will be glad when Spring Break comes!!

That teacher doesn’t know how to cultivate a child’s imagination.

And the boogers got on the ceiling how? Scratch that — don’t want to know.

once she ferrets it out she can squirrel it away…

Booger flipping use to be quite the sport in grade school.

Ceilings are nice. And I think in school they’re supposed to improve the acoustics too.

Later, long after everyone else has gone home, the Principal is still at his desk, staring at the ceiling…

Doing a credible job on the ridiculous as well. :)

Dirty white is a popular shade at the paint store

Is staring at the ceiling truly a principalable offense? Or has her teacher just gotten into the habit?