Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 01, 2022

When gramps forgets his name he looks on his drivers license.

When I go to the grocery store, I park in the same aisle and on the same side every time.

Are you sure?

I heard a story one time of a ship’s captain who had a daily ritual of going to his bureau and reading a paper that he had stashed there. The crew were always curious what it was that was so important to him. Was it a special photo of a loved one? A word of inspiration? Finally, they had a chance to sneak a peek when the captain’s back was turned. The paper said: “Port is left.”

gesundheit

I was a member too. Then I quit and immediately rejoined. That’s how I re-member.

She forgot to take her memory pills.

As we get OLDER, ahem, sometimes a little note will do ya!

Member of what?

“I don’t remember seeing you at any of the meetings.”

“Dave! Where ya been, buddy?”

I’m sorry. What was the question?

ALL these comments are … um … you know … uh ….