F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 30, 2022

I’ll take the pastrami on rye, hold the labour

Some assembly required? Batteries not included?

Does it come with a warranty?

Tiperiffic!

Are these prices guaranteed? Or are they only estimates?

Are there separate delivery charges? Is the tip included?

Taxed differently, I’m sure.

Might help some cafe’s stay in business if they actually tracked costs like that.

Don’t forget overhead!

The actual food we throw in free.

it’s a good thing they’re not using the cable service business model…