FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 06, 2022

like Homer Jay Simpson at The Frying Dutchman

It took you how many years to figure this out?

where does he store all this food in his body?!??

Saw that a couple of times at a Shoney’s. One guy took all the bacon that had just been put on the buffet bar and another guy fished all the noodles out of the soup.

And management is thinking “He goes never”

Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. Buffets definitely lost money on him.

Reminds me of the Klumps.

Our officers’ club had an all you can eat prime rib on Friday evenings. One fellow definitely ate more than this share.

We asked the manager if he lost money on him and he replied, “On HIM, yes. But on everyone else who comes in to watch him eat, no.”

After everyone else has had two servings.

Ladies and Gentlemen……My Son!

And people wonder why I don’t go to the Golden Corral anymore.

I miss our Japanese buffet. Thanks, covid…

Surely that tower of food on his plate isn’t stable and will fall over.

I remember being that hungry all the time…

I was going to quote Kang and Kodos “Take all you want, but eat all you take,” but in Peter’s case, that seems unnecessary.

Peter holds the Guinness record for most food stacked on a plate

That looks like the Klumps or locust cleaned out the regular food…

And he doesn’t even have the decency to leave the containers orderly.

Peter reminds me of Dagwood, Curtis, and Jeremy.

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Peter is like Homer Simpson whenever it comes to buffets.