Once upon a time, in my wild younger days, I compulsively stuck a quarter in a vending machine full of trinkets. I got a rubbery lizard that held just right, looked like it was wiggling on it’s own. Named him Sydney, took him drinking. He looked even more realistic in a dimly lit bar, a top a beer bottle. A surprising number of people bought Sydney beers.
Clever, Jarvis. But you’ve hoodwinked Sedgwick two days running now, and there’s a good chance even he may become suspicious if this continues. Perhaps better to break the news of Milton’s passing, gently of course….
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
“Oh, look sir! He’s gone! He must have run so fast that he entered another dimension in time. Very unfortunate, sir.” (chuckle*)
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Jarvis, c’mon! Tell him the truth!
nitromicro over 2 years ago
Krugerrand, sweet.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Jarvis is revealing his true self, a flim flam man.
rossevrymn over 2 years ago
This cartoon needs some vitamin B.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
I like how Jarvis gets really big eyes in the 4th panel. :)
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
There’s a simple solution that wouldn’t require deception. get another iguana.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Once upon a time, in my wild younger days, I compulsively stuck a quarter in a vending machine full of trinkets. I got a rubbery lizard that held just right, looked like it was wiggling on it’s own. Named him Sydney, took him drinking. He looked even more realistic in a dimly lit bar, a top a beer bottle. A surprising number of people bought Sydney beers.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Why not just get a replacement? RULE OF FUNNY of course.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Jarvis is in denial.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Clever, Jarvis. But you’ve hoodwinked Sedgwick two days running now, and there’s a good chance even he may become suspicious if this continues. Perhaps better to break the news of Milton’s passing, gently of course….