I would go to any lengths to save PB&J from an extended life cycle. I make the sacrifices necessary to help it to survive long enough to make it to my mouth and hips before extinction.
George Carlin, I think, once said that saving leftovers makes you feel good twice. First, you feel good that you are saving food. Then, when you throw it out, you feel good that you are saving your life!
seanfear over 2 years ago
hmmm … I would hide that in a secret place …… just in case ….. MOWAHAHAHA
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Really need to keep a mental inventory and a weekly hazmat disposal schedule.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
It’s ALIVE!!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
If it doesn’t answer back it’s potentially OK.
elizabethvshaffer over 2 years ago
She thought it was a tub of margarine, but she was wrong!
Perkycat over 2 years ago
Nothing wrong with PB&J when it is better than the alternatives. Dan seems like a guy who likes PB&J.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
If you can ignite the fumes, move on. Or, especially if you’re a guy, put it back in the fridge.
BJIllistrated Premium Member over 2 years ago
I would go to any lengths to save PB&J from an extended life cycle. I make the sacrifices necessary to help it to survive long enough to make it to my mouth and hips before extinction.
greenlynn Premium Member over 2 years ago
George Carlin, I think, once said that saving leftovers makes you feel good twice. First, you feel good that you are saving food. Then, when you throw it out, you feel good that you are saving your life!