Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2022

Wait! Wiz cast a spell that worked?? Maybe he should do more wizarding in his sleep!!

“Well, you’re not my Uncle Ben.”

Well … with great powers, great responsibilities, right?

Where can I buy a wand like that? Does Hogwarts sell on Amazon?

Joshua, the Wizard…

IF he has the power to Do That! I have a Mulligan in mind that could FIX EVERYTHING!!!

you could have made it even simpler with curtains on the window shrug just sayin’

The Magic Daylight Savings Time Wand.

Actually he just lowered the blinds with a moon picture in it.

Meanwhile, there’s going to be a rooster that’s going to be confused by this…

So, Wiz, you’re making for more sleep in you neck of the woods, OK. But, somewhere, over the horizon, someone is getting a 3rd degree burn and a million trees, already stressed by the sun’s heat, are going to dry up. Oh, well, that’s OK, just so long as you and a few dozen folks get some more sleep today. What does it matter about the environment, over there, anyway. Isn’t that the way we think? Your wife’s right, you know.

I wish I could do that.

It depends on whether you shift the universe or just the world around you. …or the window shade.

They ALMOST got the moon right.

LOL!

So much easier than buying, receiving, and installing heavy curtains, let me tell ya.

♪♫ “There goes the sun, do, do do, do…” ♪♫

AKA Retirement!

He wears his pointy hat to bed?

I. NEED. THAT. WAND!

And now we know how daylight saving time started.

Kinda rushed DST a little bit there eh, Wiz?

When the sun comes up shining through our white curtains, I just turn over.

More like near unlimited responsibility.

“Hold Back the Dawn”

Did he just set the clock (sun) back to daylight standard time? easier for him to move the sun than to have to reset all the clocks.

A typical negative comment by the lady of rhe house. The wizard has changed the course of day and she is not impressed,

Ever heard of curtains, Wiz?

But he’s snoozing the whole planet.